I am my own muse

I am my own muse
Bottled deep within this vessel is joy
You are not amused
Hurling bottles filled
with anachronistic insults,

por ejemplo:

You daft tart!
You swollen sack of
headaches!

You get the
Picture
After sitting in the
auction house for hours.
Novelty is an
obsession.
Novel tea
is a lubricant
for reading

Donate it to the Navajo,
Such an arid climate,
Lubricant is a lifeline
And an olive branch.

Peace is restored.
Hallelujah.
I bring resolution
to conflicts long dead
I am my own muse.

Michael Carney